i am moving to another one (ngikutin kak alma yaaaa)

gue ada blog baru disini ga bakal posting lagi
so,inilah blognya

dan saat-saat mendebarkan itu..

kemaren sampe siang ini gue ikut persami alias perkemahan sabtu minggu. beginilah kira-kira yang gue lakukan selama disana
1. jam 5.00 : bangun pagi
2. jam 8.00 : mandi pagi sambil keramas aw aw haha (apadah)
3. jam 8.45 : makan pagi sarapan wehehehe pake telor goreng
4. jam 9 : berangkat ke sekolah
abis itu gue, anjani, sama nada naik mobilnya nada langsung cau ke rumah risna
5. jam berapa gue lupa : sampe rumah risna, terus main, gue ngapalin morse (yang ternyata GA KEPAKE)
6. jam 12.00 : berangkat ke lemdikanas
7. jam 14.00 : pembukaan

nah udah ya abis itu gue lupa ngapa-ngapain aja hehehhe.
jujur yang paling berkesan itu pas gue duduk di jendela sama kak lely sama hena. kesannya gimanaaaaaaa gicyu huahahahahaha. so deep deh pokoknya. coba aja gua punya cowok duh duh HAHAHAHA
dan yang lebih BERKESAN adalah pas gue disuruh nyuci piring sama bety. kurangajar ga sih?
hari minggunya pagi-paginya gue mandi sama kak lely heboh buanjeeeeet hahaha. malu malu dah gua mana banyak lagi yang ngantri HAHAHA peace
oh yaaaaa aster (regu gue) menang dapet juara dua loooooh. dapet gery coklut huahahaha.

bye, SALAM CAKKA GANTENG!

muka gay

yep.
kenapa rata2 cowok yang gue suka (atau paling ngga, gue kagumin deh) selalu bermuka gay? dosa apa sih gue?
contoh : pas itu gue lagi suka sama yovie n nuno (yeah, i know that is kind of 'alay'). dan apa yang gue suka dari mereka? dikta.
huuh. dikta itu muka gay, rara!
parahnya lagi, gue baru nyadar kalo dikta itu mukanya muka" gay baru beberapa bulan lalu. pas itu gue lagi ngobrol sama temen gue
d : temen gue
g : gue

d : 'ra, lo tu ngefans sama siapa sih?'
g : 'yovie n nuno saay'
d : 'yang lo suka apanya?'
g : 'dikta-nya dong' (sambil senyum-senyum najong ga jelas)
d : 'RARA! dia kan muka gay! jerawatan lagi!'
g : 'tapi kan putih, ganteng lagi!'
d : 'tapi kan..'
g : 'tapi apa?'

dia ga berani ngebacot sama gue lagi. tapi gue tetep masa bodo aja sama realita itu.
sampe suatu saat, gue menemukan seorang cowo di depan warnet deket rumah gue. mengenakan sweter putih dan kacamata kotak. kulitnya putih (and i already met him 3 times :) ). dan pada suatu saat, sepupu gue main ke rumah gue. kebetulan pas itu gue lagi mau beli mie ayam di depan SMA 48. dia yang boncengin.
dan pas balik, gue liat tu cowo lagi duduk2. gue langsung nyuruh sepupu gue nengok sambil bilang, 'mbak nanda inget2 muka dia.'
sampe rumah, setelah menaruh mie ayam di mangkok gede, gue bilang sama mbak nanda
n : mbak nanda
g : gue

g : 'mbak masih inget muka anak sma yang tadi?'
n : 'masih. kenapa?'
g : 'ganteng kan mbak? yakan yasih yadong?'
n : 'ngga deh kayanya. mukanya muka-muka gay..'

anjrit. kenapa selera gue gitu amat ya? astagfirulloh.
sampe sepupu gue yang 'villager' dan ga ngerti apa-apa pun bilang muka dia muka gay! eerrrgh

a little too not over you :')

it never crossed my mind at all,
that what i tell myself.
what we had has come and gone,
you're better off with someone else.
it's for the best i know it is,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

aren't memories supposed to fade?
what's wrong with my heart?
shake it off, let it go,
didn't think it'd be this hard.
should be strong, movin' on,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

maybe i regret
everything i said
no way to take it all back, yeah
now i'm on my own,
how i let you go
i'll never understand
i'll never understand!

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
and i really don't know what to do,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

P.S : lagu ini buat orang di masa lalu gue yang sempet menghilang dan akhirnya gue temuin lagi :')

a little too not over you :')

it never crossed my mind at all,
that what i tell myself.
what we had has come and gone,
you're better off with someone else.
it's for the best i know it is,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

aren't memories supposed to fade?
what's wrong with my heart?
shake it off, let it go,
didn't think it'd be this hard.
should be strong, movin' on,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

maybe i regret
everything i said
no way to take it all back, yeah
now i'm on my own,
how i let you go
i'll never understand
i'll never understand!

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
and i really don't know what to do,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

P.S : lagu ini buat orang di masa lalu gue yang sempet menghilang dan akhirnya gue temuin lagi :')

a little too not over you :')

it never crossed my mind at all,
that what i tell myself.
what we had has come and gone,
you're better off with someone else.
it's for the best i know it is,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

aren't memories supposed to fade?
what's wrong with my heart?
shake it off, let it go,
didn't think it'd be this hard.
should be strong, movin' on,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

maybe i regret
everything i said
no way to take it all back, yeah
now i'm on my own,
how i let you go
i'll never understand
i'll never understand!

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
and i really don't know what to do,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

P.S : lagu ini buat orang di masa lalu gue yang sempet menghilang dan akhirnya gue temuin lagi :')

bukan empat mata di TRANS|7

sounds funny.
haha, gue lagi sering nonton bukan empat mata di TRANS|7. kenapa? ngga tau.
adek gue sering nyetel tu acara dan gue ngikut-ngikut aja. and finally i enjoy that show :).
yang paling lama gue tonton itu edisi semalem, bukan empat mata NYONTRENG di TRANS|7 jam 9-an. disana sejauh yang gue tonton, guest starnya ada marini zumarnis, artis-baru-kawin-yang-belakangnya-lamusu, yovie n nuno (ada diktanya), asri welas, dan yang terakhir, ibu SRIATI. seorang tukang sate yang menjadi caleg dari kendal.
ga tau ya, gue kesel banget sama ibu sriati. gayanya nyebelin abis. dia ngerasa eksis gitu, pas baru dateng dia dadah-dadah. terus pas ditanya "kenapa mau jadi caleg?" dan. apa jawaban dia.
"iya, jadi kan saya melihat kalo anggota dewan itu hidupnya enak, apa-apa bisa, jadi apa salahnya mencoba? saya juga ingin mewakili rakyat kecil, seperti tukang sate kaya saya ini. saya juga ingin membuktikan kalo menjadi dewan.. ee dewan.. dewan.. dewan apa mas tukul?" dan setelah berfikir dia bilang "dewan rakyat.. saya ingin membuktikan, jadi anggota dewan itu enak atau engga sih?"
sumpah gitu banget sih. apa banget sih caleg. langsung aja gue denger si tukul kayak nyindir "iya jadi tidur makan dapet duit, ya?" nah si tukang sate belagu itu bilang "ya ndaak"
sumpah tu ibu2 ngeselin abis. ngomongnya belibet abis padahal cuma 1 hal aja. minta digampar

***

gue lagi ngeliat berita. ih gila ya kampanye doang rame banget. haha jadi takut keluar. kan banyak tu yang anarkis-anarkis

sekian dan terimakasih


wassalam
P.S: kaki kanan gue lagi bengkak ni, ga tau kenapa

mungkin..

mungkin, gue bukan orang yang sempurna. blog gue ga sempurna. muka gue ngga sempurna. nilai gue ngga sempurna. tapi mungkin, gue juga punya kelebihan. kelebihan yang ngebawa gue masuk ke SMP 49 kelas SBI. biar gimanapun, dan gue ngerasain sendiri, buat masuk sini susah. dan gue sempet ngerasa ngga sepinter "itu" buat masuk sini dan di kelas ini. gue sempet ngerasa ngga pantes masuk kelas SBI, apalagi SBI 71, tapi kemampuan gue bisa ngelampauin itu.
mungkin, temen gue banyak yang kesel sama gue. mereka ngga suka sama gue for any reasons. tapi mungkin, mereka ngga sepenuhnya kesel sama gue. mereka cuma ngedenger cerita dari orang aja. dan gue ngga nyalahin mereka atas itu. mungkin mereka juga ngerasa gue nyebelin. and i'll let them
dan mungkin, gue ngga tau kenapa gue posting ini

***

akhir-akhir ini gue lagi males. males ngapa-ngapain. males nonton tv, males belajar, sampe males jalan sama pacar (huekekek, belagu lo. pacar aja kaga punya). iya, intinya, gue lagi males banget.
tiap pulang sekolah gue langsung masuk kamar terus nyalain ac, abis itu baca-baca novel atau komik.
and i hate it.
gue lagi pengen nonton tv. tapi kemalesan ini ngga mau pergi-pergi juga. what's wrong with me?
kalo ada yang punya solusi mengatasi rasa males, telpon di 14045. nanti McD yang ngangkat. keoke?

***

suasana kelas akhir-akhir ini makin baik tapi makin rusuh. maksudnya, hubungan antar siswanya makin baik (kalo menurut gue) tapi kelasnya makin rusuh. lumayan mengganggu sih, gue juga seneng.
gue sendiri paling getol (bener ngga sih tulisannya?) main hape di kelas huekekek. dan akibatnya pulsa gue abisbisbisbisbis. ada yang berniat tp? telfon ke 083898367364 dan gue ngga tau siapa yang ngangkat

terima kasih dan sampai jumpa



Rara

google chrome + blogger = perpaduan yang sangat "sempurna"

maaf maaf gue udah lama ga poting. tapi lo ga bisa nylahin gue karena gue udah sering pengen posting hanya saja google chrome gue tidak mengijinkan. teruss aja ngga bisa masuk :( ah baal sekali memang google chrome itu sodara-sodara.
jadi, disinilah gue sekarang. di komputer sekolah nomer 1 (huekekekek) dan berusaha sabar menjalani deraan dan siksaan loading yang lama ini huehehehehe

ehm, gue baru membuka blog temen gue dan ada beberapa topik(s) yang sangat menarik perhatian. apalagi karena gue merasa tersindir. yaitu adalah blognya abin silahkan aja kalo mau liat huehehehehe

***

gue punya pertanyaan :
"apakah bokep bisa menulari anak cewek?"
dan ketika gue bertanya-tanya kepada anak cowok =

ih aneh banget masa cewek suka bokep

tapi apa mau dikata? yak, gue terserang virus itu.
TAPI alhamdulillah gue udah tobat ya huehehehehe
alhamdulillaaaaaah alhamdulillah *cross finger

eBuddy cacat

Maaf yaa lm gw g posting. Badai kemalasan yg mahadahsyat telah melanda segenap jiwa dan raga gw.
Haha lebay.
Ok, bahas judul diatas. Gw lg amat sgt bermasalah ama eBuddy. EBuddy gw sirik bgt kayaknya sm gw, dc mulu njing. Ya huaha gmn gw g mls? Connect ke msn aja ancur gmn ke blogger? Yg ada d pkiran gw saat itu kaya gt. Cacat banget amit. Yeudah biasanya klo udah kyk gt lgsg gw Quit aja eBuddy gw trus gw main, kadang juga gw facebooking atau ga petsocietying. Lewat lepi tentunya, dgn masa2 menunggu yg g bisa dibilang bntar.
Internet hp gw juga sering kaco, kadang2 suka lola gitu. Minta ditabok banget dah lu butut dasar.
Stop press : k630i + im3 = bad idea
Oh ya, ngmg2 tntg guru sekolah, SARMAN LG GA BANGET ABAD INI. Minta digampar.
Masa ngmg di dpn kelas smbl garuk2 perut? Sopan bgt emang tu guru sumpah.
1 kalimat dia yg paling melekat = ee so you confuse i confuse too. We all confuse.
Sumpah cacat. Tadi kelas gw dsuruh bikin gambar bintang gitu trus di tengahnya resolution gw gitu.
Dan pas gw amatin, gila. Punya gw yg paling simple. Hyaaa rara gitu kan ye ("-.-) cuma ada tulisan warna biru "i want to be a lecturer". Udah. Dan anak2 yg lain tu pada heboh apalagi nadia. Hwahaha

Oh ya, ngmg2 tadi gw br jalan loh ama k lely, huaha nonton terowongan rumah sakit. Akhirnya mengharukaaan.

Eh udah ya, cheers,


Rara

The Voice of Death

ONCE upon a time there lived a man whose one wish and prayer was to get rich. Day and night he thought of nothing else, and at last his prayers were granted, and he became very wealthy. Now being so rich, and having so much to lose, he felt that it would be a terrible thing to die and leave all his possessions behind; so he made up his mind to set out in search of a land where there was no death. He got ready for his journey, took leave of his wife, and started. Whenever he came to a new country the first question that he asked was whether people died in that land, and when he heard that they did, he set out again on his quest. At last he reached a country where he was told that the people did not even know the meaning of the word death. Our traveller was delighted when he heard this, and said:

`But surely there are great numbers of people in your land, if no one ever dies?'

`No,' they replied, `there are not great numbers, for you see from time to time a voice is heard calling first one and then another, and whoever hears that voice gets up and goes away, and never comes back.'

`And do they see the person who calls them,' he asked, `or do they only hear his voice?'

`They both see and hear him,' was the answer.

Well, the man was amazed when he heard that the people were stupid enough to follow the voice, though they knew that if they went when it called them they would never return. And he went back to his own home and got all his possessions together, and, taking his wife and family, he set out resolved to go and live in that country where the people did not die, but where instead they heard a voice calling them, which they followed into a land from which they never returned. For he had made up his own mind that when he or any of his family heard that voice they would pay no heed to it, however loudly it called.

After he had settled down in his new home, and had got everything in order about him, he warned his wife and family that, unless they wanted to die, they must on no account listen to a voice which they might some day hear calling them.

For some years everything went well with them, and they lived happily in their new home. But one day, while they were all sit- ting together round the table, his wife suddenly started up, exclaiming in a loud voice:

`I am coming! I am coming!'

And she began to look round the room for her fur coat, but her husband jumped up, and taking firm hold of her by the hand, held her fast, and reproached her, saying:

`Don't you remember what I told you? Stay where you are unless you wish to die.'

`But don't you hear that voice calling me?' she answered. `I am merely going to see why I am wanted. I shall come back directly.'

So she fought and struggled to get away from her husband, and to go where the voice summoned. But he would not let her go, and had all the doors of the house shut and bolted. When she saw that he had done this, she said:

`Very well, dear husband, I shall do what you wish, and remain where I am.'

So her husband believed that it was all right, and that she had thought better of it, and had got over her mad impulse to obey the voice. But a few minutes later she made a sudden dash for one of the doors, opened it and darted out, followed by her husband. He caught her by the fur coat, and begged and implored her not to go, for if she did she would certainly never return. She said nothing, but let her arms fall backwards, and suddenly bending herself forward, she slipped out of the coat, leaving it in her husband's hands. He, poor man, seemed turned to stone as he gazed after her hurrying away from him, and calling at the top of her voice, as she ran:

`I am coming! I am coming!'

When she was quite out of sight her husband recovered his wits and went back into his house, murmuring:

`If she is so foolish as to wish to die, I can't help it. I warned and implored her to pay no heed to that voice, however loudly it might call.'

Well, days and weeks and months and years passed, and nothing happened to disturb the peace of the household. But one day the man was at the barber's as usual, being shaved. The shop was full of people, and his chin had just been covered with a lather of soap, when, suddenly starting up from the chair, he called out in a loud voice:

`I won't come, do you hear? I won't come!'

The barber and the other people in the shop listened to him with amazement. But again looking towards the door, he exclaimed:

`I tell you, once and for all, I do not mean to come, so go away.'

And a few minutes later he called out again:

`Go away, I tell you, or it will be the worse for you. You may call as much as you like but you will never get me to come.'

And he got so angry that you might have thought that some one was actually standing at the door, tormenting him. At last he jumped up, and caught the razor out of the barber's hand, exclaiming:

`Give me that razor, and I'll teach him to let people alone for the future.'

And he rushed out of the house as if he were running after some one, whom no one else saw. The barber, determined not to lose his razor, pursued the man, and they both continued running at full speed till they had got well out of the town, when all of a sudden the man fell head foremost down a precipice, and never was seen again. So he too, like the others, had been forced against his will to follow the voice that called him.

The barber, who went home whistling and congratulating himself on the escape he had made, described what had happened, and it was noised abroad in the country that the people who had gone away, and had never returned, had all fallen into that pit; for till then they had never known what had happened to those who had heard the voice and obeyed its call.

But when crowds of people went out from the town to examine the ill-fated pit that had swallowed up such numbers, and yet never seemed to be full, they could discover nothing. All that they could see was a vast plain, that looked as if it had been there since the beginning of the world. And from that time the people of the country began to die like ordinary mortals all the world over.

(Roumanian Tales from the German of Mite Thremnitz.)

(from The Red Fairy Book, edited by Andrew Lang)

daet cerita niiiiiih

Visit of the Mouse to the Country


"Mother, may I go into the country to-day? You said I might go some day. I am big enough now to go out alone. Do let me go," said Frisky, a young mouse, to his mother.

"Well, child, I can not be with you always. I suppose there must be a first time for you to go out alone. I dread to have you go, but if you will promise to run home if a cat comes near you, I will let you go," said Mrs. Gray, the mother.

"I will run, mother, if I see a cat. You know how fast I can go. I should like to see any cat catch me. I shall not be gone long. Good-by, mother," and off went Frisky.

Mrs. Gray watched him until he was out of sight. "I wish I had gone with him," she said. "He does not know the world as I do. I fear some harm will come to him," and she looked very much worried as she turned to go into her house. She tried to sleep, for she was very tired; but when she dozed she dreamed, and her dreams were all bad ones.

At last she went back to the door and looked for Frisky. He was coming, leaping along in a great hurry. He began talking to his mother before he reached her.

"Oh, mother," he said, "I met two big creatures on the other side of the pasture.

"One of them was very fine looking. She had very gentle ways. She stepped about so quietly that one could scarcely hear her. Her dress was of soft gray fur, much like yours, mother, and she wore whiskers like yours. I knew you would like to see her, so I was just going to invite her home with me when a terrible-looking creature came right toward me.

"He walked as if he were too good to step on the ground. His legs were naked, his toes were long, and his toe nails were strong and sharp. His dress was not so soft as yours. It was black and white. His mouth looked like a trap. I tell you, mother, I should hate to get caught in that trap. On top of his head was something that wobbled as he walked. He straightened himself up, raised his arms and screamed. Such a scream! It nearly frightened me to death. He isn't coming, is he, mother? Do let me run into the house."

"My son," said his mother, stopping Frisky as he tried to pass her," I shall not let you go out alone again until you know more.

"That animal which you liked so well and wished to invite to our house is a cat. It is the very one no doubt that killed all of your brothers and sisters when they were quite small. She would have killed you too at the same time if a dog had not come along and frightened her away. If you had gone close to her this afternoon, I should never have seen you again. I thought you would know a cat.

"The creature of which you were afraid cares nothing for us. He would not have harmed you. He has bare legs so he can wade about in the grass and not get his clothing wet. He uses those long toes and sharp claws to scratch in the earth for food. He does not catch mice with them. He uses that strong bill for picking up grain. People call him a rooster."

(from Fifty Famous Fables , by Lida Brown McMurry)

sekolah

maaf udah lama ngga posting. ngga ada ide, ngga ada waktu (bilang aja lagi serius belajar *lho?)

hmm oke, off to our main topic,

sekolah sangat sangat MENYEBALKAN di hari-hari kayak gini. misalnya aja kayak guru baru, mm bukan guru baru sih, dia itu kayak guru yang lagi PPL gitu. gurunya kan ada dua, namanya miss Nia sama bu Eka. nah sial banget kelas gue dapetnya bu Eka. sementara bu Eka itu demeeeeeeeeen banget ngasih soal-soal. mana sekarang lagi pelajaran nya triangle lagi (mtk ceritanya). sebenernya gurunya baik sih, cuma ngga tau kenapa gue langsung sebel ngeliat muka dia. soalnya orangnya kayak sok innocent gitu terus ngajar kita kayak ngajar anak SD. gimana gue ngga kesel coba. pengen gue cabik-cabik, pengen gue tikam

kata Kirana:

elah, ra, gurunya baik kali.. dari pada sama purwanto ogah gilee gue.

jawaban gue:
Kirana, Purwanto itu 100 kali lebih enak. dia masih ngasih presentasi segala macem tapi ini? soaaaaaaaaaal mulu dikasih
bosen gileeeeeeeee gue.

oke, ganti topik
hahahahaha SBT. udah deh siapa juga baca blog gue tentang SBT pasti tau SBT itu siapa termasuk SBTnya sendiri. guemah udah pasrah aja ya semuanya pada tau. emang kalo udah tau mau diapain lagi?
oh ya buat SBT kalo baca, gue minta maaf banget sama lo karena gara2 gue lo udah malu, maaf ya..
23 Februari :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAAAAAA :))

info-info :
lubis : kesemek-luBITCH
kusmara : lele
sarman : powerful monkey-bobpiew-ajijah

udah deh ah ya anak-anak cowok gua pada rusuh KETEK CACAT EEK ANJING TAI BABI

terinspirasi dari postingan ka Alma -- valentine yoo

Kemaren gue baca postingannya kak Alma, nah disana tertera tulisan tentang seorang guru yang senantiasa berkata “e… e…”
Hem sebenernya gue juga ga terlalu yakin maksud postingannya kak Alma itu siapa, tapi, di kelas gue sendiri, ada guru macem itu.
Kemaren gue baru melakukan sebuah penelitian (tai bahasa lo Ra) dan gue baru menemukan, dia sering ngomong “e… e…” itu ketika dia berbicara bahasa Inggris. Bener2. dan kemaren gue ngitung berapa kali dia ngomong “e… e…”. dan kalian tau hasilnya saudara-saudara? Antara 75-lebih dia ngomong "e... e...". Sampe itungan ke 75 gue capek ngitunginnya. Kenapa?
Karena ya males. Enakan ngobrol sama Nadia HUAHUAHUAHUA.
Dan yang gue herankan itu, dia kan guru bahasa inggris. Kenapa justru pas dia ngomong inggris dia gagap dan pas dia ngomong Indonesia dia lancar? WAW AIB 49.
Dan gue baru menemukan fakta baru kalo guru itu sangatlah gaptek sekali saudara. Berikut cuplikannya.
R = Rara GI = Guru Itu

GI : “Ra, sini Ra”
R : “iya pak, kenapa?”
GI : “ini kalo mau ngopi lirik lagu gimana?” (sambil ngotak-ngatik laptopnya)
R : “maksudnya?”
GI : “iya ini tadi liriknya dari alamat websitenya udah saya copy, terus kan saya buka My Documents tapi gak bisa di-paste”
R : (merasa ada yang gak beres) “loh pak bukannya dia alamatnya yang lewat mozilla itu harusnya langsung di save as ya?”
GI : “enggak, ini tulisannya udah saya copy tapi dipaste gak bisa”
R : “coba pak saya liat”

Dan tau nggak ternyata ada apa? Yang dia copy tuh tulisannya, teksnya, bukan pagenya. Ya jelas aja lah gak bisa. DODOL LO
Pas gue kasih tau harus pake MS.Word dulu, dia malah ngotot

GI : “loh emang gak bisa langsung ke my documentsnya?”
R : “enggak pak, harus di MS.Word”
GI : “kok ngga bisa?”
R : “grrrrrr”

Dalem hati gue udah mangkel abis, gila nih guru udah salah ngotot lagi. TAI.
Oke, mungkin kalian udah tau siapa yang gue maksud. Tapi bagi yang belom tau, guru itu berinisial S dan memiliki MUKA BOPENG. Udah tau?

Eniwei, hari ini valentine ya? Hahaha aduh gue sendiri nih valentinenya. Buruknya, muka gue udah ilang di depan dia. MALU GUAAAAAAAAAA. Hahaha UDAH DEH GUE PASRAH BIARPUN 1 KELAS LO PADA BACA BLOG GUE. PASRAH GUEEEEE.
Ini valentine terburuk gue (gaya lo Ra, baru juga 12 taun). Kok gue bisa bilang gitu? Taun-taun sebelomnya idup gue masih tenang-tenang aja, ga ada cowok juga ga masalah. Tapi sekarang? Setelah dijahatin sama orang-orang itu? Nggak cowok nggak cewek sama aja jahatnya. Apalagi 3 orang itu yang berinisial A, F dan R. tau nggak siapa? Tau? Bagus. Nggak tau? Lebih bagus.
Loh kok jadi curhat gini gue? Hahaha krezi lu Ra.

Haaaaah kalo udah curhat sekalian curhat.
Haha iya, jadi gue udah trauma suka sama cowok ganteng haha. Sekalinya gue jadi sama dia, dia jahatin. Sakiiiiiiiiiiit diginiin mbak. Hahaha
Oh iya, hari ini adek kelas gue ulangtaun loh, namanya Tari. happyB yaaa dek. Aduhh elo beruntung deh ulangtaun tanggal 14 Feb. pasti hadiahnya spesiaaaal banget. Dari someone yang special juga dek tentunya. Gue iriiiiiii

tugas descriptive text gue, ancurrrrr!!!!

Jadi ceritanya gini, tadi kelas gue ada ulangan bahasa Inggrisnya si SARMAN kentut itu. Nah jadi ulangannya itu 30 soal PG, dan 1 soal essai yang soalnya itu nyuruh kita bikin descriptive text yang harus terdiri dari about 100 words gitu.
Ah udah deh tadinya gue mau ngedeskripsiin someone named Megan, which is dia sahabat gue hahaha. Tau-taunya si Sarman ngasih tugasnya kayak gini
“eee.. you must make a descriptive text about ‘some facilities in our school’”.
Hem gue bingun kan ya hahahaha. Yodah akhirnya gue bikin tulisan semacam ini

“OUR SCHOOL HAS SOME FACILITIES
My school, 49 Junior High School Jakarta has some useful facilities. There is 2 buildings in our school, named A Building and B Building. In A Building there is 5 SBI classes, 4 Regular classes, a computer laboratory, a science laboratory, a language laboratory, a staff room used for teachers, a principal room for headmaster, and so on. And on B Building there are 12 Regular class, 2 Acceleration classes, a science laboratory for acceleration class, and so on.”

Huah, kampret bener dah si Sarman itu. Gue heran deh, sekarang-sekarang ini kok si Sarman mendadak berubah jadi cerewet banget. Tadi aja pas eskul English Strengthening, dia tuh ngomong gini ke gue sama Kirana “Rara, Kirana, jangan nunduk” huaaaaaah padahal pas itu gue sama Kirana lagi online facebook aaaaaaah sumprit sumprit kampret buanget tuh guru pengen gue apain tau. Dalem ati gue udah dagdigdug belalang kuncrup haaaaaaaah. Terus pas pulang Tiva bilang gini
“Kayaknya pa Sarman udah tau deh kita tadi pas eskul mainan hape”
Aaaaah kalo gue mah sebodo amat! Dasar guru terngeselin yang pernah idup di duniaaaa

cheers,


rara

rara : otw better life

Assalamualaikum..
Kembali lagi gue posting.. ya hahaha mungkin ada yang nungguin ada juga yang nggak.. haha GR banget lo Ra.
Sekarang gue pengen bahas tentang hidup gue.. yang bagi gue sendiri juga sebenernya gak ada istimewa-istimewanya.. malah kadang menyebalkan..
Tapi kayak apapun hidup gue, gue bakal terus cinta sama hidup gue dan berusaha untuk ngga pernah nyia-nyiain hidup gue.. meskipun di kenyataannya, gue selalu bertindak ngeselin, males, dan ngebuang-buang waktu. Mulai sekarang gue pengen serius dan ga akan ngulangin kesalahan-kesalahan itu.
Hmm, kalo sekarang gue lagi punya salah sama temen gue yang namanya Shofi, karena gue nge-link blognya dia yang sebenernya gak boleh ada yang tau.. FYI hari ini Shofi gak masuk jadi gue Cuma bisa ngungkapin permintaan maaf gue lewat postingan ini..
Terus, gue pengen bahas tentang.. mm.. apa ya?
Oh iya. Sekarang gue lagi keranjingan banget sama yang namanya msn. Tiada hari tanpa msn deh hahaha (lebay lo Ra). Tapi sialnya gara-gara itu pulsa gue berkurang drastis!! Soalnya gue kalo online nggak tanggung-tanggung, dari sore sampe malem juga gue jabanin. Hem, mungkin pertanyaan lo, kenapa gue nggak online lewat laptop aja?
Ini jawaban gue:
“Gue punya nyokap yang superr duperr nyebelin. Gue nggak pernah boleh make laptop setelah maghrib. Katanya gini ‘makanya pulangnya jangan sore-sore, jam 4 atau jam 3.’ Dan alesan gue pulang sore ada 2, 1) temen-temen gue di sekolah lebih asik, lebih rame, dan nggak alay kayak di rumah gue dan 2) gue males sama nyokap gue.”
Sebenernya gue keki banget sama nyokap gue, tapi karena niat gue buat berubah (jiahh) udah kuat, besar, bulat, bunder, kotak, banget, gue urungkan niat gue yang super duper mulia itu. Biarinlah kekeselan gue itu gue sendiri yang nyimpen, ga usah gue umbarumbar. Karena setiap orang juga punya cerita yang ga bisa dia bagi-bagi sama orang banyak kan?
Semaleman gue ngerenung, mikirin kekurangan-kekurangan gue yang ngebuat orang-orang kesel sama gue. Gue sebenernya belom nemuin yang bener-bener bikin orang kesel setengah idup sama gue, tapi gue udah nemuin kekurangan-kekurangan gue yang bikin orang jengkel sama gue. But i promise, gue bakal berusaha sekuat tenaga buat ngubah itu semua  trust me

Hem ganti topik, akhir-akhir ini gue jaraaaaaaaaang banget ngeliat SBT ke gedung a. hari ini bahkan gue ngga ngeliat sama sekali anak aksel ke gedung a. aduh malangnya nasib saya teman. Gue kangeeeeeeen abis ngeliat mukanya dia adoooooooooh kapan yaaaaaa gue ngeliat dia lagi? Hahaha
Adoooooooh kuangen

Oh iya, tadi pas gue latian pensi, gue sebenernya dalem ati mikir, bahasa inggrisnya buat rusuh itu apa sih? Iya iya gue emang anak SBI, tapi jangan salahin gue juga dong kalo gue ngga tau bahasa inggrisnya rusuh -,-.

Cukup segitu aja ya postingan gue, bye.. kayaknya speaker laptop gue rada eror nih. See yaaa


Cheers,


Rara

Kemana aja gue?

Jadi ceritanya tadi gue lagi di kelas 7 sbi 2, kan ada Osy. Nah sebenernya gue udah bilang ke dia dari dulu tapi dia baru bawa hari ini.
By the way, apa sih yang dia bawa? Hem yang dia bawa adalah...

Buku tahunan SDI PB. Sudirman. Awawaw haha ada SBTnya tuh haha. Banyak desasdesus (jiah bahasa lo Ra) kalo di buku itu si SBT tampil dengan sangat jelek. Tapi karena gue penasaran, gue tetep buka dengan resiko apapun. Halah bahasa gue.


1 per1 halaman gue buka. Pelan. Mencari. hingga..

Osy (O) Rara (R)
O : siapa ni Ra?
R : siapa?


Pas gue liat.. Aw jelek banget sumpah. Tapi abis liat foto itu gue langsung senyum2 najong, padahal sebelumnya gue nangis parah. Maaf gue ga bisa ngasih tau penyebabnya.

Abis itu gue balik ke kelas dan teriak.
"NAJIS SBT JELEK BANGEEET!"
Dan salah 1 temen gue nanya, "lo udah ga suka sama dia?"
Tanpa sadar gue jawab,

"ga, gue masih demen sama dia"

bad day ever? mungkin? tapi mungkin juga suatu hari nanti bakal ada yang lebih buruk dari ini

Huuuuuh. Ini kali ya yang namanya bad day? Haha yang jelas hari ini aduh bad banget deh. Bad day ever deh hahaha.
Awalnya sihh masih oke aja gue bangun jam setengah 6 lebih occ jam segitu gue bangun ahh biasanya juga jam segitu gue sante kan.
Nah gue di kamar mandi kebanyakan bengong, ga tau juga gue gue mikirin apaan. Haha yaudah decc gue selesai mandi jam.. 6 kurang 20-an haha sante berangkatnya juga jam 6 biasanya yaudah gue sante2 sambil smsan sama kak Lely haha nakalnya gue padahal masih make handuk tuh gue haha. Pas di ¾ smsan gicyu tiba2 gue sadar. Ahh ternyata udah jam 6 kurang 6 menit dan gue belom make baju. Sementara gue kalo pake baju tuh ribet dan lamaaaa banget. Akhirnya gue selesai jam 6 lebih 15 menit. Hahahahaha aduh gila siang banget. Sampe2 gue dibikin ngerasa salah abis sama nyokap gue yang kayak babik itu. Masa dia bilang gini
“nanti adek berangkatnya jalan nih”
Haaaaaaaah iya sih emang gue tuh berangkatnya bergilir gitu sama adek gue, jadi pertamanya gue dulu yang berangkat abis itu baru adek gue. Kurangasemmmmmm banget deh punya nyokap kayak dia mah zeet.
Yaudah gue balik nyolotin aja tuh ibu-ibu gak jelas (maaf ma)
“yeeeee orang aku sekolahnya gak bisa jalan kaki coba bisa pasti aku yang jalan ma!”
Haha kicep tuh orang deh.
Kayak pas kemaren itu juga kan, gue gak mau belajar nih ceritanya. Tadinya gue online msn di laptop tapi ecc malah diusir. Gak kehilangan akal gue pun online di handphone, di kamar. Emang sih waktu itu gue disuruh belajar gicyu tapi gue males meeeen. Gue di kamar malah online tapi gue berani ngebantah sih sama nyokap gue saking gue keselnya sama dia. Jadi kalopun gue diomelin pasti dia yang kicep bukan gue. Gue kan GAHOL gicyu HAHAHA.
Taunya nyokap gue ke kamar gue. Ini omelan nyokap gue yang justru membat nyokap gue kicep sendiri
Nyokap (N) gue (R)
N : kok nggak belajar?
R : diem
N : kok nggak belajar?
R : nggak mau ma
N : kenapa?
R : hhh ya nggak mau aja gimana sih mama ini
N : mama dulu pas kecil nggak pernah lho ngebantah orangtua kayak gini
R : (agak bisik2 sih) jaman udah berubah ma, sekarang gak harus lagi anak-anak patuh sampe sepatuh-patuhnya sama orangtua.
N : kenapa?
R : nggak, Cuma males aja.
N : mama tau kamu udah dihasut sama papamu itu untuk benci sama mama. Kita bertiga tuh korban, kita hrus berjuang. Yang dijahatin, yang diZHOLIMi itu bukan mama aja, kamu sama Rama juga (ADUH APA HUBUNGANNYA SIH MASALAH GUE GA BELAJAR SAMA KEBENCIAN GUE SAMA NYOKAP DAN MASALAH BOKAP GUE?)
R : mama, aku kan Cuma gak mau belajaaaaaaaaar yaoloh ntar juga di sekolah aku belajar terus ga berhentiii
N : pelajar itu kewajibannya belajar. Kamu pelajar atau bukan?
R : emang yang di sekolah itu namanya bukan belajar?
N : itu belajar juga tapi tetep harus
R : WOOOO MAMA KICEP

Ahh yaudah deh gue langsung ambil buku aja ngacak di kamar ah nyokap gue BABIK

Loh kok jadi ngomongin kemaren? Ayo kita skip hahahah

Abis itu pas pelajaran PKN, gue kan remidi tuh, ahh sumpahh ga enak banget. Kan gue ngomong ke Shofi (yang meriksa punya gue) kalo gue banyak salah gitu. Terus si Nopti ngeliat abis itu marah2. aaaaaah gue ga terima!!!
Udah gitu tangke lollipop kesayangan gue disuruh dibuang! Setelah itu sepatu gue yang belom gue pake (gue abis dari lab makanya dilepas dan belom dipake) disuruh dipake!! Aaaah sementara sepatu gue tuh ga pewe banget.
Tapi abis itu Nopti nanya2 ke gue gue kenapa, ga konsentrasi ya, sakit ya, dll dengan baik banget! Hahahahah sekarang gue tau kalo Bu Nopti tuh tegas aaaaaah Bu Noptiku sayang hahaha.
Meskipun gitu gue masih malu.

Yang terakhir terjadi hari ini. LAGI-LAGI KARENA NYOKAP GUE.
Jadi kan gue lagi nulis arsip buat postingan ini di MS. Word, terus dia ngelit dan karena gue lagi nulis tentang ke BABIKannya dia, gue minimize. Eh malah gue dibilang boong, dibilang kayak bokap gue yang tukang boong, dll lah. Padahal GAK ADA SANGKUT PAUTNYA sama bokap gue.

Eh, udah dulu ya. Biasa nyokap gue NGOMEL lagi huh dasar babik

Cheers,


Rara

Guru gahol dan anak rusuh

Haha..
Guru gahol adalah sebutan untuk dengdengdengdeng..
Pak JOKO DWIYATNO (atau joko dwiyanto? Gue lupa)
Jadi ceritanya tadi kelas gue kan ulangan TIK yang teorinya gicyu, kan di kelas. Eeeh gaktaunya dia malah nyetel lagu gitu. TAPI sayangnya yang diputer malah lagu2 jadul kayak Jikustik sm RAN yg nothing last forever. Awawaw haha.
Terus kan ceritanya abis teori yang gampang tapi gue ngasal jawabnya itu kita praktek ke lab. Hmm

Skip--
Di lab, pertengahan ulangan
Gue maju kedepan buat nanya soal prakteknya gicyu kan. Nah pas gue liat ke layar komputernya dia..
God, dia buka facebook. FACEBOOK oh FACEBOOK.
Ini menyadarkan gue sm alesan knp pas gue kegap buka fb di lab (kegap lagi ol, bnr2 kegap) itu fb ga langsung diblokir. Padahal pas gue buka ebuddy langsung diblokir.
WOO JOTING CUURAAAAANG

Satu lagi, kalo sama si guru GAHOL ini kls gue pasti berubah jadi rusuh gila. Padahal biasanya ga.
Contoh, pas tadi ulangan. Kita teriak2 woo woo kenceng banget padahal kalo misalkan pas sm guru lain ga serusuh itt.
Aduh Joting sabar ya HAHAHA


Maaf kalo ga penting


Cheers,


Rara

ini yang namanya malu YEAH INI MALU

kemaren (sabtu 8 februari 2009), gue latihan paskib, soalnya lagi jadwalnya paskib kan emang.
gue bangun jam 5 dengan mudahnya. ah! gue gila. bayangin, biasanya tuh gue kalo weekday bangun jam setengah 6 aja susah, eh sekarang pas ternyata masuknya jam setengah 9 (kata ka Uci gitu), ehh tautaunya gue malah dengan lancarnya bangun jam 5. sh*t oh sh*t f*ck! *middle finger

abis itu sih gue masih ol ol aja gitu di kamar pagi2. ooooooooh ga ada yang ol. paling cuma ka Nindy sama ka Ivani. itupun ka Ivaninya langsung off.

skip--mandi
aaaaaaaah enaknya mandi pake air anget lagi. setelah sekian lama meeeeeeen ga pake air anget. sayangnya kemaren udah aga siang jadi emang aernya biasa, ga dingin kayak biasa. AH SH*T!!! najuis sial mulu hidup gue. gue gini salah gitu juga salah!!! poor me.

skip--selesai mandi
aaaaaah. masih jam setengah 7 sicc, tapi kok malah jadi ujan gicyu. alhasil gue (dengan seragam yang udah siap) duduk sambil nonton tv, ngeliat keluar. soalnya kalo hari2 gini tuh susah banget nyari ujan reda kalo udah ujan. jadi sepagi apapun, asal ujan udah reda gue bakal langsung berangkat. jadi istilahnya abis sekali reda tu ujan bakal deres lagi men. gak tanggung tanggung lamanya, seharian kali?
anjritty meeeeeen
yaudah gue diam aja di rumah.
ehh udah jam 8. aaaaaaargk aku tidak sanggup mama. antarkan aku sekarang menggunakan getek. akhirnya gue nerobos gerimis. ahh untunglah gerimis
yang gue sialkan dan gue makimaki itu, kenapa justru pas gue udah sampe sekolah tu ujan langsung berhenti?? awwwwww second middle finger.

skip--latian paskib
yeah sebelum latian paskib ini sicc sebenernya ada hal menyebelkan gicyu. tapi ogah ah nulisnya. orang nyebelin kok bukan memalukan. sooooo gue skip aja yaaa
nahh pas bagi-bagi kelompok gitu kan. gue kebagian sama Natasya, Martha, Adji, Aulia, sama Leni. kalo ngga salah ya. gue ga yakin namanya Leni atau bukan haha piss meen.
terus yang ngarahin itu ka Efraim, ka Yayas, sama ka Hasbi.
pas hadap hadap gicyu, gue ngeliat si SBT lagi ngebetulin tali sepatunya, sambil matanya ngeliat ke arah barisan paskib gue. kan gue liatin tuh. terus tiba-tiba si SBT ngebuang mukanya. disitu gue baru sadar.
kalo.
SBT SADAR GUE LIATIN
ahh mampuss gue!!
tapi gue santai aja deh, kayaknya emang dari dulu dia tau kalok gue suka sama dia. dari sejak pas anak anak aksel plus dia dibawa ke kelas gue.. masa iya dia ga tau? oon lah dia kalo ga nyadar.

skip--pulang latian
ga ada yang menarik

skip--malem malem (jam berapa gue lupa. magrib magrib gt deeeh)
gue digreet sama orang. namanya kueren abiss deh. depannya b. pas gue liat display pics ya..
aww mamen piggy anjinggg middle finger gila bung sumpe dia cuakep banget
ya jelas lah gue antusias chat sama dia. sebelumnya udah dibahas kok di postingan dibawah ini. 2 postingan divawah ini i mean.
waaaaaaa sumpah tu siganteng alias sgt tucc cuakep abis.. kata tata sihh dia alay gitu. hahaha tapi sumpe cakep abis meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
tapi ga bakal gue ngejadiin dia pengganti SBT meskipun SBT ga mau sama gue gue bakal tetep demen sama dia hahahayy

udah ya, nyokap marah2 gue pake laptopnya


Cheers,


Rara