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Kamis, 26 Maret 2009

muka gay

yep.
kenapa rata2 cowok yang gue suka (atau paling ngga, gue kagumin deh) selalu bermuka gay? dosa apa sih gue?
contoh : pas itu gue lagi suka sama yovie n nuno (yeah, i know that is kind of 'alay'). dan apa yang gue suka dari mereka? dikta.
huuh. dikta itu muka gay, rara!
parahnya lagi, gue baru nyadar kalo dikta itu mukanya muka" gay baru beberapa bulan lalu. pas itu gue lagi ngobrol sama temen gue
d : temen gue
g : gue

d : 'ra, lo tu ngefans sama siapa sih?'
g : 'yovie n nuno saay'
d : 'yang lo suka apanya?'
g : 'dikta-nya dong' (sambil senyum-senyum najong ga jelas)
d : 'RARA! dia kan muka gay! jerawatan lagi!'
g : 'tapi kan putih, ganteng lagi!'
d : 'tapi kan..'
g : 'tapi apa?'

dia ga berani ngebacot sama gue lagi. tapi gue tetep masa bodo aja sama realita itu.
sampe suatu saat, gue menemukan seorang cowo di depan warnet deket rumah gue. mengenakan sweter putih dan kacamata kotak. kulitnya putih (and i already met him 3 times :) ). dan pada suatu saat, sepupu gue main ke rumah gue. kebetulan pas itu gue lagi mau beli mie ayam di depan SMA 48. dia yang boncengin.
dan pas balik, gue liat tu cowo lagi duduk2. gue langsung nyuruh sepupu gue nengok sambil bilang, 'mbak nanda inget2 muka dia.'
sampe rumah, setelah menaruh mie ayam di mangkok gede, gue bilang sama mbak nanda
n : mbak nanda
g : gue

g : 'mbak masih inget muka anak sma yang tadi?'
n : 'masih. kenapa?'
g : 'ganteng kan mbak? yakan yasih yadong?'
n : 'ngga deh kayanya. mukanya muka-muka gay..'

anjrit. kenapa selera gue gitu amat ya? astagfirulloh.
sampe sepupu gue yang 'villager' dan ga ngerti apa-apa pun bilang muka dia muka gay! eerrrgh

Senin, 23 Maret 2009

a little too not over you :')

it never crossed my mind at all,
that what i tell myself.
what we had has come and gone,
you're better off with someone else.
it's for the best i know it is,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

aren't memories supposed to fade?
what's wrong with my heart?
shake it off, let it go,
didn't think it'd be this hard.
should be strong, movin' on,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

maybe i regret
everything i said
no way to take it all back, yeah
now i'm on my own,
how i let you go
i'll never understand
i'll never understand!

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
and i really don't know what to do,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

P.S : lagu ini buat orang di masa lalu gue yang sempet menghilang dan akhirnya gue temuin lagi :')

a little too not over you :')

it never crossed my mind at all,
that what i tell myself.
what we had has come and gone,
you're better off with someone else.
it's for the best i know it is,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

aren't memories supposed to fade?
what's wrong with my heart?
shake it off, let it go,
didn't think it'd be this hard.
should be strong, movin' on,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

maybe i regret
everything i said
no way to take it all back, yeah
now i'm on my own,
how i let you go
i'll never understand
i'll never understand!

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
and i really don't know what to do,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

P.S : lagu ini buat orang di masa lalu gue yang sempet menghilang dan akhirnya gue temuin lagi :')

a little too not over you :')

it never crossed my mind at all,
that what i tell myself.
what we had has come and gone,
you're better off with someone else.
it's for the best i know it is,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

aren't memories supposed to fade?
what's wrong with my heart?
shake it off, let it go,
didn't think it'd be this hard.
should be strong, movin' on,
but i see you
sometimes i try to hide what i feel inside
and i turn around,
you're with her now.
i just can't figure it out..

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

maybe i regret
everything i said
no way to take it all back, yeah
now i'm on my own,
how i let you go
i'll never understand
i'll never understand!

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

tell me why you're so hard to forget.
don't remind me, i'm not over it.
tell me why i can't seem to face the truth,
and i really don't know what to do,
I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU.

P.S : lagu ini buat orang di masa lalu gue yang sempet menghilang dan akhirnya gue temuin lagi :')

Sabtu, 21 Maret 2009

bukan empat mata di TRANS|7

sounds funny.
haha, gue lagi sering nonton bukan empat mata di TRANS|7. kenapa? ngga tau.
adek gue sering nyetel tu acara dan gue ngikut-ngikut aja. and finally i enjoy that show :).
yang paling lama gue tonton itu edisi semalem, bukan empat mata NYONTRENG di TRANS|7 jam 9-an. disana sejauh yang gue tonton, guest starnya ada marini zumarnis, artis-baru-kawin-yang-belakangnya-lamusu, yovie n nuno (ada diktanya), asri welas, dan yang terakhir, ibu SRIATI. seorang tukang sate yang menjadi caleg dari kendal.
ga tau ya, gue kesel banget sama ibu sriati. gayanya nyebelin abis. dia ngerasa eksis gitu, pas baru dateng dia dadah-dadah. terus pas ditanya "kenapa mau jadi caleg?" dan. apa jawaban dia.
"iya, jadi kan saya melihat kalo anggota dewan itu hidupnya enak, apa-apa bisa, jadi apa salahnya mencoba? saya juga ingin mewakili rakyat kecil, seperti tukang sate kaya saya ini. saya juga ingin membuktikan kalo menjadi dewan.. ee dewan.. dewan.. dewan apa mas tukul?" dan setelah berfikir dia bilang "dewan rakyat.. saya ingin membuktikan, jadi anggota dewan itu enak atau engga sih?"
sumpah gitu banget sih. apa banget sih caleg. langsung aja gue denger si tukul kayak nyindir "iya jadi tidur makan dapet duit, ya?" nah si tukang sate belagu itu bilang "ya ndaak"
sumpah tu ibu2 ngeselin abis. ngomongnya belibet abis padahal cuma 1 hal aja. minta digampar

***

gue lagi ngeliat berita. ih gila ya kampanye doang rame banget. haha jadi takut keluar. kan banyak tu yang anarkis-anarkis

sekian dan terimakasih


wassalam
P.S: kaki kanan gue lagi bengkak ni, ga tau kenapa

mungkin..

mungkin, gue bukan orang yang sempurna. blog gue ga sempurna. muka gue ngga sempurna. nilai gue ngga sempurna. tapi mungkin, gue juga punya kelebihan. kelebihan yang ngebawa gue masuk ke SMP 49 kelas SBI. biar gimanapun, dan gue ngerasain sendiri, buat masuk sini susah. dan gue sempet ngerasa ngga sepinter "itu" buat masuk sini dan di kelas ini. gue sempet ngerasa ngga pantes masuk kelas SBI, apalagi SBI 71, tapi kemampuan gue bisa ngelampauin itu.
mungkin, temen gue banyak yang kesel sama gue. mereka ngga suka sama gue for any reasons. tapi mungkin, mereka ngga sepenuhnya kesel sama gue. mereka cuma ngedenger cerita dari orang aja. dan gue ngga nyalahin mereka atas itu. mungkin mereka juga ngerasa gue nyebelin. and i'll let them
dan mungkin, gue ngga tau kenapa gue posting ini

***

akhir-akhir ini gue lagi males. males ngapa-ngapain. males nonton tv, males belajar, sampe males jalan sama pacar (huekekek, belagu lo. pacar aja kaga punya). iya, intinya, gue lagi males banget.
tiap pulang sekolah gue langsung masuk kamar terus nyalain ac, abis itu baca-baca novel atau komik.
and i hate it.
gue lagi pengen nonton tv. tapi kemalesan ini ngga mau pergi-pergi juga. what's wrong with me?
kalo ada yang punya solusi mengatasi rasa males, telpon di 14045. nanti McD yang ngangkat. keoke?

***

suasana kelas akhir-akhir ini makin baik tapi makin rusuh. maksudnya, hubungan antar siswanya makin baik (kalo menurut gue) tapi kelasnya makin rusuh. lumayan mengganggu sih, gue juga seneng.
gue sendiri paling getol (bener ngga sih tulisannya?) main hape di kelas huekekek. dan akibatnya pulsa gue abisbisbisbisbis. ada yang berniat tp? telfon ke 083898367364 dan gue ngga tau siapa yang ngangkat

terima kasih dan sampai jumpa



Rara

Jumat, 20 Maret 2009

google chrome + blogger = perpaduan yang sangat "sempurna"

maaf maaf gue udah lama ga poting. tapi lo ga bisa nylahin gue karena gue udah sering pengen posting hanya saja google chrome gue tidak mengijinkan. teruss aja ngga bisa masuk :( ah baal sekali memang google chrome itu sodara-sodara.
jadi, disinilah gue sekarang. di komputer sekolah nomer 1 (huekekekek) dan berusaha sabar menjalani deraan dan siksaan loading yang lama ini huehehehehe

ehm, gue baru membuka blog temen gue dan ada beberapa topik(s) yang sangat menarik perhatian. apalagi karena gue merasa tersindir. yaitu adalah blognya abin silahkan aja kalo mau liat huehehehehe

***

gue punya pertanyaan :
"apakah bokep bisa menulari anak cewek?"
dan ketika gue bertanya-tanya kepada anak cowok =

ih aneh banget masa cewek suka bokep


tapi apa mau dikata? yak, gue terserang virus itu.
TAPI alhamdulillah gue udah tobat ya huehehehehe
alhamdulillaaaaaah alhamdulillah *cross finger

Jumat, 13 Maret 2009

eBuddy cacat

Maaf yaa lm gw g posting. Badai kemalasan yg mahadahsyat telah melanda segenap jiwa dan raga gw.
Haha lebay.
Ok, bahas judul diatas. Gw lg amat sgt bermasalah ama eBuddy. EBuddy gw sirik bgt kayaknya sm gw, dc mulu njing. Ya huaha gmn gw g mls? Connect ke msn aja ancur gmn ke blogger? Yg ada d pkiran gw saat itu kaya gt. Cacat banget amit. Yeudah biasanya klo udah kyk gt lgsg gw Quit aja eBuddy gw trus gw main, kadang juga gw facebooking atau ga petsocietying. Lewat lepi tentunya, dgn masa2 menunggu yg g bisa dibilang bntar.
Internet hp gw juga sering kaco, kadang2 suka lola gitu. Minta ditabok banget dah lu butut dasar.
Stop press : k630i + im3 = bad idea
Oh ya, ngmg2 tntg guru sekolah, SARMAN LG GA BANGET ABAD INI. Minta digampar.
Masa ngmg di dpn kelas smbl garuk2 perut? Sopan bgt emang tu guru sumpah.
1 kalimat dia yg paling melekat = ee so you confuse i confuse too. We all confuse.
Sumpah cacat. Tadi kelas gw dsuruh bikin gambar bintang gitu trus di tengahnya resolution gw gitu.
Dan pas gw amatin, gila. Punya gw yg paling simple. Hyaaa rara gitu kan ye ("-.-) cuma ada tulisan warna biru "i want to be a lecturer". Udah. Dan anak2 yg lain tu pada heboh apalagi nadia. Hwahaha

Oh ya, ngmg2 tadi gw br jalan loh ama k lely, huaha nonton terowongan rumah sakit. Akhirnya mengharukaaan.

Eh udah ya, cheers,


Rara

Rabu, 04 Maret 2009

The Voice of Death

ONCE upon a time there lived a man whose one wish and prayer was to get rich. Day and night he thought of nothing else, and at last his prayers were granted, and he became very wealthy. Now being so rich, and having so much to lose, he felt that it would be a terrible thing to die and leave all his possessions behind; so he made up his mind to set out in search of a land where there was no death. He got ready for his journey, took leave of his wife, and started. Whenever he came to a new country the first question that he asked was whether people died in that land, and when he heard that they did, he set out again on his quest. At last he reached a country where he was told that the people did not even know the meaning of the word death. Our traveller was delighted when he heard this, and said:

`But surely there are great numbers of people in your land, if no one ever dies?'

`No,' they replied, `there are not great numbers, for you see from time to time a voice is heard calling first one and then another, and whoever hears that voice gets up and goes away, and never comes back.'

`And do they see the person who calls them,' he asked, `or do they only hear his voice?'

`They both see and hear him,' was the answer.

Well, the man was amazed when he heard that the people were stupid enough to follow the voice, though they knew that if they went when it called them they would never return. And he went back to his own home and got all his possessions together, and, taking his wife and family, he set out resolved to go and live in that country where the people did not die, but where instead they heard a voice calling them, which they followed into a land from which they never returned. For he had made up his own mind that when he or any of his family heard that voice they would pay no heed to it, however loudly it called.

After he had settled down in his new home, and had got everything in order about him, he warned his wife and family that, unless they wanted to die, they must on no account listen to a voice which they might some day hear calling them.

For some years everything went well with them, and they lived happily in their new home. But one day, while they were all sit- ting together round the table, his wife suddenly started up, exclaiming in a loud voice:

`I am coming! I am coming!'

And she began to look round the room for her fur coat, but her husband jumped up, and taking firm hold of her by the hand, held her fast, and reproached her, saying:

`Don't you remember what I told you? Stay where you are unless you wish to die.'

`But don't you hear that voice calling me?' she answered. `I am merely going to see why I am wanted. I shall come back directly.'

So she fought and struggled to get away from her husband, and to go where the voice summoned. But he would not let her go, and had all the doors of the house shut and bolted. When she saw that he had done this, she said:

`Very well, dear husband, I shall do what you wish, and remain where I am.'

So her husband believed that it was all right, and that she had thought better of it, and had got over her mad impulse to obey the voice. But a few minutes later she made a sudden dash for one of the doors, opened it and darted out, followed by her husband. He caught her by the fur coat, and begged and implored her not to go, for if she did she would certainly never return. She said nothing, but let her arms fall backwards, and suddenly bending herself forward, she slipped out of the coat, leaving it in her husband's hands. He, poor man, seemed turned to stone as he gazed after her hurrying away from him, and calling at the top of her voice, as she ran:

`I am coming! I am coming!'

When she was quite out of sight her husband recovered his wits and went back into his house, murmuring:

`If she is so foolish as to wish to die, I can't help it. I warned and implored her to pay no heed to that voice, however loudly it might call.'

Well, days and weeks and months and years passed, and nothing happened to disturb the peace of the household. But one day the man was at the barber's as usual, being shaved. The shop was full of people, and his chin had just been covered with a lather of soap, when, suddenly starting up from the chair, he called out in a loud voice:

`I won't come, do you hear? I won't come!'

The barber and the other people in the shop listened to him with amazement. But again looking towards the door, he exclaimed:

`I tell you, once and for all, I do not mean to come, so go away.'

And a few minutes later he called out again:

`Go away, I tell you, or it will be the worse for you. You may call as much as you like but you will never get me to come.'

And he got so angry that you might have thought that some one was actually standing at the door, tormenting him. At last he jumped up, and caught the razor out of the barber's hand, exclaiming:

`Give me that razor, and I'll teach him to let people alone for the future.'

And he rushed out of the house as if he were running after some one, whom no one else saw. The barber, determined not to lose his razor, pursued the man, and they both continued running at full speed till they had got well out of the town, when all of a sudden the man fell head foremost down a precipice, and never was seen again. So he too, like the others, had been forced against his will to follow the voice that called him.

The barber, who went home whistling and congratulating himself on the escape he had made, described what had happened, and it was noised abroad in the country that the people who had gone away, and had never returned, had all fallen into that pit; for till then they had never known what had happened to those who had heard the voice and obeyed its call.

But when crowds of people went out from the town to examine the ill-fated pit that had swallowed up such numbers, and yet never seemed to be full, they could discover nothing. All that they could see was a vast plain, that looked as if it had been there since the beginning of the world. And from that time the people of the country began to die like ordinary mortals all the world over.

(Roumanian Tales from the German of Mite Thremnitz.)

(from The Red Fairy Book, edited by Andrew Lang)

daet cerita niiiiiih

Visit of the Mouse to the Country


"Mother, may I go into the country to-day? You said I might go some day. I am big enough now to go out alone. Do let me go," said Frisky, a young mouse, to his mother.

"Well, child, I can not be with you always. I suppose there must be a first time for you to go out alone. I dread to have you go, but if you will promise to run home if a cat comes near you, I will let you go," said Mrs. Gray, the mother.

"I will run, mother, if I see a cat. You know how fast I can go. I should like to see any cat catch me. I shall not be gone long. Good-by, mother," and off went Frisky.

Mrs. Gray watched him until he was out of sight. "I wish I had gone with him," she said. "He does not know the world as I do. I fear some harm will come to him," and she looked very much worried as she turned to go into her house. She tried to sleep, for she was very tired; but when she dozed she dreamed, and her dreams were all bad ones.

At last she went back to the door and looked for Frisky. He was coming, leaping along in a great hurry. He began talking to his mother before he reached her.

"Oh, mother," he said, "I met two big creatures on the other side of the pasture.

"One of them was very fine looking. She had very gentle ways. She stepped about so quietly that one could scarcely hear her. Her dress was of soft gray fur, much like yours, mother, and she wore whiskers like yours. I knew you would like to see her, so I was just going to invite her home with me when a terrible-looking creature came right toward me.

"He walked as if he were too good to step on the ground. His legs were naked, his toes were long, and his toe nails were strong and sharp. His dress was not so soft as yours. It was black and white. His mouth looked like a trap. I tell you, mother, I should hate to get caught in that trap. On top of his head was something that wobbled as he walked. He straightened himself up, raised his arms and screamed. Such a scream! It nearly frightened me to death. He isn't coming, is he, mother? Do let me run into the house."

"My son," said his mother, stopping Frisky as he tried to pass her," I shall not let you go out alone again until you know more.

"That animal which you liked so well and wished to invite to our house is a cat. It is the very one no doubt that killed all of your brothers and sisters when they were quite small. She would have killed you too at the same time if a dog had not come along and frightened her away. If you had gone close to her this afternoon, I should never have seen you again. I thought you would know a cat.

"The creature of which you were afraid cares nothing for us. He would not have harmed you. He has bare legs so he can wade about in the grass and not get his clothing wet. He uses those long toes and sharp claws to scratch in the earth for food. He does not catch mice with them. He uses that strong bill for picking up grain. People call him a rooster."

(from Fifty Famous Fables , by Lida Brown McMurry)

Senin, 02 Maret 2009

sekolah

maaf udah lama ngga posting. ngga ada ide, ngga ada waktu (bilang aja lagi serius belajar *lho?)

hmm oke, off to our main topic,

sekolah sangat sangat MENYEBALKAN di hari-hari kayak gini. misalnya aja kayak guru baru, mm bukan guru baru sih, dia itu kayak guru yang lagi PPL gitu. gurunya kan ada dua, namanya miss Nia sama bu Eka. nah sial banget kelas gue dapetnya bu Eka. sementara bu Eka itu demeeeeeeeeen banget ngasih soal-soal. mana sekarang lagi pelajaran nya triangle lagi (mtk ceritanya). sebenernya gurunya baik sih, cuma ngga tau kenapa gue langsung sebel ngeliat muka dia. soalnya orangnya kayak sok innocent gitu terus ngajar kita kayak ngajar anak SD. gimana gue ngga kesel coba. pengen gue cabik-cabik, pengen gue tikam

kata Kirana:
elah, ra, gurunya baik kali.. dari pada sama purwanto ogah gilee gue.


jawaban gue:
Kirana, Purwanto itu 100 kali lebih enak. dia masih ngasih presentasi segala macem tapi ini? soaaaaaaaaaal mulu dikasih
bosen gileeeeeeeee gue.

oke, ganti topik
hahahahaha SBT. udah deh siapa juga baca blog gue tentang SBT pasti tau SBT itu siapa termasuk SBTnya sendiri. guemah udah pasrah aja ya semuanya pada tau. emang kalo udah tau mau diapain lagi?
oh ya buat SBT kalo baca, gue minta maaf banget sama lo karena gara2 gue lo udah malu, maaf ya..
23 Februari :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAAAAAA :))


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udah deh ah ya anak-anak cowok gua pada rusuh KETEK CACAT EEK ANJING TAI BABI